There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.

CHORUS:
Yogi, Yogi Bear,
Yogi, Yogi Bear,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.

Yogi has a little friend, Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo. . .

Boo-Boo has a girlfriend, Cyndi, Cyndi. . .

Yogi has a girlfriend, Suzi, Suzi...

Cyndi has a shaven snatch, Grizzly, Grizzly. . .

Cyndi wears crotchless undies, Teddy, Teddy. . .

Cyndi likes it on the ice, Polar, Polar. . .

Suzi likes it up the rear, Dirty, Dirty. . .

Suzi's boyfriend has no teeth, Gummi, Gummi. . .

Suzi's snatch it smells like cheese, Camen, Camen,

Suzi she has great big tits, More than, More than (I can bear). . .

Suzi gets four bits an hour, Jingle, Jingle. . .

Cyndi's tampon has no string, Cotton, Cotton. . .

Yogi didn't use a condom, Daddy, Daddy. . .

Boo-Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala. . .

Boo-Boo has a twelve-inch cock, Cindi's a lucky bear...

Boo-Boo's only three feet tall, Yogi's a lucky bear...

Yogi doesn't wipe his butt, Brown, brown. . .

Yogi got a case of crabs, Itchy, Itchy. . .

Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool, Wanker, Wanker. . .

Yogi also likes young boys, Poofter, Poofter. . .

Cindi has a girlfriend, Klondike, Klondike. . . 

Yogi likes to roll his own, Smoky, Smoky. . . 

Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger . . .

Ranger Smith lives by himself, Wanker Wanker. . . 

Yogi uses condoms, Clever, Clever. . .

Boo-Boo pokes holes in them, Naughty, naughty. . .

Cindy gets what she deserves, Pregnant, Pregnant. . .
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Yogi he has HIV, Goodbye, Dying, Dying . . .