I put my finger in a rooster's hole, 
And the rooster said, "God bless my soul, 
Take it out. take it out, take it out, 
REMOVE IT."

I removed my finger from a rooster's hole, 
And the rooster said, "God bless my soul, 
Put it back. put it back. put it back, 
REPLACE: IT."

I replaced my finger in a rooster's hole, 
And the rooster said, "God bless my soul, 
Turn it around, turn it around, turn it around,
REVOLVE IT."

I revolved my finger in a rooster's hole, 
And the rooster said, "God bless my soul, 
Turn it back, turn it back, turn it back. 
REVERSE IT."

I reversed my finger in a rooster's hole,
And the rooster said, "God bless my soul, 
Pull it out, pull it out, pull it out, 
REMOVE IT."

I removed my finger from a rooster's hole,
And the rooster said, "God bless my soul, 
Take a whiff, take a whiff, take a whiff, 
REVOLTING."