He's the meanest, 
He sucks the horse's penis, 
He's the meanest, 
He's a horse's ass.

Ever since he found it, (Hey)
All he does is pound it, (Hey)
He's the meanest, 
He's a horse's ass.

He's always pissing on us, 
He's rotten and dishonest, 
He's the meanest, 
He's a horse's ass.

So drink it down, down, down...