International Hash Hymn
Melody - Swing Low, Sweet Chariot
Swing Low, sweet chariot,
Coming forth to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming forth to carry me home.
I looked over Jordan, and what did I see,
Coming forth to carry me home,
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming forth to carry me home.
If you get there before i do,
Coming forth to carry me home,
Tell all my friends that I'm coming too,
Coming forth to carry me home.
Hymn Gestures
Swing low - Hands clasps into lap rocking motion with the
arms
Sweet - Kiss fingers and blow off kiss
Chariot - Simulate riding a chariot with invisible reins
Comin' - Simulated (male) masturbation
For - Hold up four (4) fingers
To - Hold up two (2) fingers
Carry me - Cradle arms (as if carrying a baby)
Home - Form a roof over your head with your arms
I - Point at yourself
Looked - Shade eyes with hand
Over - (keeping hand in place) look around
Jordan - Option 1: sea/wave gesture with hand
Option 2: Simulate having over large breasts with two hands
And what - Look inquisitive
Did I see - Point at your eye
A band - Play air trombone
Of angels - Flap arms like wings
Variations: Variations of the chorus are sung after the song is completed:
- Men’s Version – sung in a deep voice with all the words after “coming” replaced with snoring
- Women’s Version – sung in a high voice with the word “coming” repeated over and over again
- Munchkin Version – sung as if you’re in the Wizard of Oz