​Melody: God Bless America 

​God bless my underwear, 
Brand that I love, 
Stand inside them, 
And ride them, 
Between my buns when I run or I bike.

From the waistband, 
To the legholes, 
To the fly flap, 
Wet with pee,

​God bless my underwear, 
They look like these. (show your underwear)