Walking Down Canal Street
Walking down Canal Street,
Knock on every door,
Goddamn son of a bitch,
Couldn't find a whore!
Well I finally found a whore,
She was tall and thin,
God damn, son of a bitch,
Couldn't get it in!
Well I finally got it in,
I turned it all about,
God damn, son of a bitch,
Couldn't get it out!
Well I finally got it out,
It was red and sore,
Goddamn son of a bitch,
You should never fuck a whore!
Optional Verses:
Two weeks later,
Blood was in my piss,
God damn, son of a bitch,
She gave me syphilis!
I went to the doctor,
This is what he said,
You stupid mother fucker,
You should have gotten head!
Nine months later,
A knock upon my door,
God damn, son of a bitch,
That same Shenzhen whore!
I didn’t have a rubber,
But told her that I did,
God damn, son of a bitch,
Now I’ve got a kid!