Don't listen to what the others have said about our trails. It's all not true. Just unfounded rumors.
We have improved upon our secret trail sauce and proud to say Sad Sak and Toe Ho have currated the most epic trail of the century for all you lucky wankers on Saturday. We dug deep into the jungle to extract the sweet sweet nectar of life. On the menu is a very adventurous semi-challenging run trail you will never forget and a much easier boring walk trail for those chatty Kathy's who just want to relax for a nice stroll with the wild monkeys…Oh! Did I say wild monkeys OH YES I DID. WE HAVE MONKEYS AAAAANND FREE BEER.

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