Puff the Magic Tampon
Puff the Magic Tampon,
Lived between her knees,
and frolicked in that awfulness,
Of filthy yeast and cheese!
Then one day it happened,
Puffy sprang a leak,
But don't complain you sleazy bitch,
He's been in your box all week!
Puff the Magic Tampon,
Lived between her knees,
and frolicked in that awfulness,
Of filthy yeast and cheese!
Then one day it happened,
Puffy sprang a leak,
But don't complain you sleazy bitch,
He's been in your box all week!