I've Only Half a Brain
(To the tune of "If I Only Had a Brain")
I could while away the hours,
Searchin' hills for flour,
Across a wide terrain.
I'd be chipper, I'd be cheerful,
If my stomach had a beerful,
Cause I've only half a brain.
With my arms and legs akimbo,
As I'm chasing after bimbos,
Through mud and thorns and rain.
I'll be making lots of passes,
As I fondle all their asses,
Cause I've only half a brain
Drink it down, down, down...