I'm a Little Hasher
Melody: I'm a Little Tea Pot
I'm a little hasher,
Horny and drunk,
There is her bum, and here is my junk,
When I get all worked up I whip it out,
Bend her over and make her shout!
Note: When the words "bum" and "junk" are sung, the hash should point to those respective body parts. The final line can be enacted by bending a harriette over and thrusting in her general direction.